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Love apartment of abnormal interview article
爱情公寓之变态面试篇
胡--胡一菲 宛--宛瑜 陆--陆展博 吕--吕子乔 曾--曾小贤 L--Lisa榕
Hu:You are doing a constellation test again?
胡:又在做星座测试?
Wan: This is in a resume.
宛:我这是在投简历。
Hu: Clearly you are doing a test?
胡:明明就是在做题嘛?
Wan:This is called character test, I have put my resume to lots of companies. Before the interview everyone will do a test
婉:这个叫个性测试,我把简历有了很多家公司。面试之前都要先做一套测试题
Lu: This is very popular in a foreign company, which can test the person's heart with that position whether accord with character.
陆:这在外企很流行的,说是能检验人的内心性格跟那个岗位是否符合。
Hu: Foreigners really trouble; there is a great relationship between personality and post?
胡:外国人真麻烦,性格和岗位有很大关系吗?
Wan: But some questions are so strange.
宛:可是有些问题好奇怪哦。
Lu: Normal, these problems are comes from the psychological experts. It looks strange at first, but it can truly reflect your outlook on life, values. It is learned.
陆:正常,这些问题都是心理专家出的。咋一看很奇怪,但是可以真实地反映出你的人生观,价值观,很有学问的
Wan: Come here to see this problem, say mosquitoes and the tiger in common.
宛:你看这道题,说出蚊子和老虎的共同点。
Lu: err... This is a test of your thinking ability, to see your thinking ability is concrete or abstract.
陆:额。。。这是考验你的思维能力的,看你的思维能力是具象的还是抽象的
Wan: And what about this problem? If your dad and jay Chou play up, which one do you want to help? A help you papa B help jay Chou C look at them play D call television
宛:那这道题呢?如果你爸爸和周杰伦打起来了,你帮谁?A 帮你爸爸B 帮周杰伦C 看着他们打D 打电话给电视台
Lu: Well... This shows that their company human resources department of the eldest brother is jay Chou's fans, and dad also be played.
陆:嗯。。。这就说明,他们公司人力资源部的老大诗周杰伦的粉丝,而且爸爸还被人打了。
Wan: Have you met so abnormal topic when you are looking for a work?
宛:你找工作的时候,有没有遇到过这么变态的题目?
Lu: yes! There is a question that you have two pants, a dirty didn't wash, a wash not dry, which one do you choose?
陆:有啊!有一道题是这样的,你有两条内裤,一条脏了没洗,一条洗了没干,你选择穿哪条?
Hu: This is the test you values of the topic?
胡:这就是检验你价值观的题目啊?
Wan: Good sick ah, I’ll despise you, no matter you choose any one.
宛:好恶心啊,你穿那条我都鄙视你。
Lu: hum... Ha... I didn't choose, I don't wear, pretty cool!
陆:哼。。。哈。。。我两个都没选,我不穿了,好凉快呀!
Wan: I despise you.
宛:我鄙视你。
Lu Ziqiao appearances
吕子乔出场
Lv: Ha ha... Look at me .What do you think of my today's modeling?
吕;哈哈。。。看我今天的造型怎么样?
All: Handsome!
众:很帅啊!
Hu: Quite like personal kind of.
胡:挺像个人样的。
Lv: This can be a turning point in my life.
吕:这有可能成为我人生中的转折点。
Lu: Lv Ziqiao, do you also want to go to the interview?
陆:吕子乔,你也要去参加面试?
Lu: You’re right...... That is from gossip that a television will take idol drama. And they’re recruiting actor.And from gossip that this idol drama’s producer is a woman.
吕:那是。。。。那是我从小道消息打听到的。某电视台要拍偶像剧,正在招募演员。 我又从小道消息打听到,这个偶像剧的制片人是个女的呦。
Hu:Wait a minute, your logic is a bit jump, you’re going to be the actor while you just hear a few words from a gossip?
胡:慢着慢着,你这逻辑有点跳跃,你从小道消息打听到这么几句就想改行当演员?
Lv: Don't look down on others, wait for my success.
吕:别这么看不起人,你就等着我出名吧。
Wan: ah... This morning, Mr.Zeng said that he would go to TV station to wait for their chance to be the host,isn’t?
婉:哎。。。。今天早晨,曾老师不是说要去电视台等待自己做主持人的机会吗??

Now, please look at Zeng Xiaoxian’s interview
下面,请看曾小贤得面试

Once: Good man is me, I ‘m Zeng Xiaoxian. Lisa is over there. Calm down, calm down...
曾:好男人就是我,我就是曾小贤。lisa榕在那儿。镇定镇定。。。
Once: I'm sorry... Oh? Lisa?
曾:对不起。。。哦?lisa?
想象中。。。。(歌曲:想象之中)
L: It’s you, Zeng Xiaoxian? !
L :是你,曾小贤?!
Once: You know me?
曾:你认识我?
L: 我同学的大表舅的邻居和你妹夫的表叔是亲家.
L:我同学的大表舅的邻居和你妹夫的表叔是亲家.
Once: really? What a coincidence! Oh, I'm sorry, I walked so uncareful,
曾:是吗?太巧了!奥,对不起,我走路太不小心了
L; Oh, no, I'm still glad that you met me, our television is making a new programs, we need a handsome and natural and unrestrained distinguished host.Can you help me?
L;奥,不,我还庆幸你碰到了我,我们台里出了一档新的节目,需要一个英俊潇洒气度不凡的主持人,你来帮我好吗?
Once: good! It’s my pleasure. But maybe I don’t have enough time, please let me go back to exhaust the sessions.
曾:好啊!非常荣幸,不过我可能呢没有时间,我回去排一下档期。
L: oh, no, just you! Our program’s rating depends on you, promise me! ~ ~ ~
L:奥,不,就你了!我节目的收视率就靠你了,答应我嘛~~~
现实之中reality (歌曲:残酷月光)
Once: well, Lisa
曾:额,Lisa
L: What’s up?
L:有事?
Once: You may not know me. Please let me introduce myself, my name is Zeng Xiaoxian, 我同事的表叔和你同学的大表舅的姐夫的妹夫是邻居.
曾:你可能不认识我.我自我介绍一下,我叫曾小贤,我同事的表叔和你同学的大表舅的姐夫的妹夫是邻居
L:Zeng Xiaoxian,you’re the host, aren’t you?
L:曾小贤,你就是那个主持人吧?
(Yes yes yes, she knew me! I have a hope, I have a hope!)
(是是是,她认识我!我有希望了,我有希望了!)
We used to be colleagues! I used to work in a radio station,making a program called the crystal love program
我们以前还是同事呢!我以前在电台做一档叫水晶之恋的节目
Once: Ohh... That was made by you ! I like listen to each of them, you the really great~!
曾:奥。。。原来是你做的!我可喜欢听了,每期都听,你主持的真是太棒了
L: Thank you, I think you should go to the hospital, the program host is a old man, I’m just a producer (ha ~!
L:谢谢,我觉得你应该去医院看一下,那档节目的主持人是个老头子,我只是制片人(哈~!)
Once: Maybe I made a mistake, since we have worked means together means we still very decree by destinies, am I right?
曾:可能是我搞错了,既然我们共事过说明我们还是很有缘分的对不对?
L: Far more than the fate! It is origin, at that time, My program ratings was bad, near the end of the year overall rating, I think I'm must be the bottom, even the resignation are written well but also good to have you, you saved me.
L:何止缘分呀!简直是渊源,那时候,我节目收视率一直不好,快到年底总评的时候,我觉得我肯定垫底了,连辞职报告都写好了不过还好有你,你救了我。
Once: I don't remember? Will I get you for leadership?
曾:我不记得啊?我去帮你求领导的吗?
L: When I see programs overall rating table,I find your program ratings pad in my next, you are The Last One
L:我看到节目总评表的时候,发现你的节目收视率垫在我的下面,你才是最后一名。
Once:That is what I should do .That is what I should do .....
曾:应该的,应该的。。。。

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